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Sunday, January 27, 2008Y

somehow i reallie love this pic

hmm will blog bout mummy's bday tomorrow haha lazy laa

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1:11 AM

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Friday, January 25, 2008Y

jokes

Little Johnny's jokes are so funnily dirty.. tee hee hee. enjoyyyyyyyyy.... :

Little Johnny woke up in the middle of the night and went to the bathroom.
On the way back to bed, he passed his parents room. When he looked in,
he noticed the covers bouncing. He called to his dad, "Hey Dad, what are you
doing?"

The dad answered, "Playing Cards". Little Johnny asked, "Whose your
partner?"

The dad answered, " Your mom".

Little Johnny then passed by his older
sister's room.Again, he noticed the covers bouncing.

He called to his sister, "Hey Sis, what are you doing?"

The sister answered, "Playing Cards."
Little Johnny asked, "Whose your partner?" She answered, "My boyfriend."

A little later, the Dad got up and went to the bathroom (naturally). As he passed Little Johnny's
room, he noticed the covers bouncing.

He called to his son, "what are you doing?"

Little Johnny answered, "Playing Cards."

The Dad asked, "Really? Whose your
partner?"

Little Johnny answered,... "You don't need a partner if you have a
good hand!"

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Little Johnny returns from school and says he got a F in arithmetic.

"Why?" asks the father.

"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' I said 6. "But that's right!"

Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"

"What's the fucking difference?" asks the father. "That's what I said!

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Dirty Little Johnnie is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.

"Yeah teach?" he replies.

"If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher.

Johnnie answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off."

"No, Johnnie, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds.

"Well, teach, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?"

The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, "Well, uh, gee Johnnie, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream."

Johnnie replies "No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!"

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Little Johnnie wanted $100 very badly; his mother told him to pray to God for it. He prayed for two weeks but nothing turned up. Then he decided perhaps he should write God a letter requesting the $100. When the post office received the letter addressed to God, they opened it and decided to send it to the President.

The President was so impressed, touched and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy $5. He thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little Johnnie was delighted with the $5 and sat down to write a thank-you letter, which read as follows;

Dear God, Thank you very much for sending me the money. I noticed that you had to send it through Washington. As usual, those thieving bastards deducted $95.

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Little Johnny, his younger brother, Billy, and their parents are watching TV. Mommy looks at her husband and winks at him. Daddy gets the message and says, "Excuse us for a few minutes, boys, we're going up to our room for a little while." Pretty soon Little Johnny becomes curious, goes upstairs and sees the door to his parents bedroom is ajar. He peeks in for a few minutes, trots downstairs, gets his little brother takes him up to peek into the bedroom. "Before you look in there," he says, "keep in mind this is the same woman who smacked our bums for sucking our thumbs."

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One day little Johnny went to his father and asked him if he couldbuy him a $200.00 bicycle for his birthday. Johnny's father said,"Johnny, we have an $80,000 mortgage on the house, and you want meto buy you a bicycle? We can't afford it, wait until Christmas."Christmas came around and Johnny asked his dad again. His fathersaid, "Well, the mortgage is still extremely high. Sorry, we can'tafford it. Ask me again some other time." Well, about 2 days later,Johnny was walking out of the house with all his belongings in asuitcase. His father said, "Why are you leaving?" Johnny said,"Yesterday I was walking past your room, and I heard you say thatyou were pulling out and Mommy said that you should wait becauseshe was coming too." "DAMN me if I'll get stuck with an $80,000mortgage!"

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It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really nothing to do and all the kids are restless. The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself, "Good, I want to get outta here I'm smart and will answer the question". The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?

Before Johnny could open his mouth, Joya said, "Abraham Lincoln". The teacher said, "That's right Joya. You can go". Johnny was MAD. The teacher asked, "Who said, 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King". The teacher said, "That's right Mary. You can go".

Johnny was even MADDER than before. The teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Marol said, "John Kennedy". The teacher said, "That's right Marol. You can go". Johnny was BOILING MAD. Then the teacher turned her back, and Johnny said, "I wish these women would keep their mouths shut".

The teacher asked, "WHO SAID THAT?" Johnny said, "BILL CLINTON, CAN I GO NOW?"

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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.

"To make myself beautiful," she replied as she began to remove the cream with a tissue.

"What's the matter," asked little Johnny. "Giving up?"

10:03 PM

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Thursday, January 24, 2008Y

wabbit

Brought my cousin to get her hair cut den went to Kenyalang to return the fucked up vcd i bought. and while i was strolling along the shops, i saw rabbits for sale. which were adorable!

so i went up to them with my cousin. and and and we saw two rabbits eating, whilst sitting on another rabbit, using it as a chair

. like a long bench cause the rabbit was sleeping ( i hope) so it's body was stretched out.

i hope it's not dead hence being sat on two rabbits which were eating nutritional junkies which were putting on more weight as they eat squashing it.

eeww it's smelling the arseee!

9:41 PM

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Wednesday, January 23, 2008Y

7:44 PM

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Monday, January 21, 2008Y

wweeee

for the first time in my entire 19+ life, i bought face care product!!!

i bought a toner. lmao

i think this year, one of my resolutions is to take care of my skin. esp my FACE. i've never washed my face thoroughly before. only used water and that's all.

never did take great care of my skin. n now i see it falling apart.

Bought it from Face Shop. Lady was helping me all the way cause i felt so lost.

and i was asking her. what does cleanser do? wad does toner do? and all those nonsensical items i've never reallie cared about but heard of oh so often became clear to me on the usage and benefits and how to apply them.

but in the end i only bought toner cause mom was scolding me.

" i got heaps of products costing hundred plus at home and the reason u brought me to this shoppin mall is to bring me here and help u choose what to use on ur face?!

just buy the toner cause that's the only product i don't use! The rest take from home!

"

"..... orh...

11:47 PM

what did i do so wrong that you had to leave me alone ... at 11:47 PM
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even if it was a thousand miles =)

9:34 AM

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dead broke

cant sleeppp.. daddy and mummyyy woke me up for bfast

den daddy gave me 2.5k

1k for rental

1.5k supposedly for my shopping spree in kl

ooo oh oh! im going to kl on the 28th till the 30th!! XD haha

but, he did not know that i was supposed to pay mummy 700 for air tix cause im paying for herself and i. cause she did not wanna go and i had to bribe her.. sheesh. money sucker.

so now im left with 800. and i just remembered i got my astro bills and electricity and water bills to pay.

and and and i might have to pay for transportation and meals when im in kl with mummy

and i dun dare to ask for more cash from dad cause he's gonna kill me. he thought mummy's paying for everything.

and next month before going to kl i need him to pass me at least 3k. n that is still excluding half of my astro bills and water plus electricity bills

effing BROKE.

Lilian Too was right. nononononononono

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Sunday, January 20, 2008Y

can't sleep =P

11:56 PM

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chinese char lols

龚柯允表演

Rap#
为什么不接电话 handphone 给我看一下
又去那里了又跟谁去了又花什么钱了
你买了什么为什么又迟到呢
嘿为什么不说话

不说话我也懒得再说话
我该说吗会伤人的话
听你的话拥有了你失去天下
那值得吗？持续这种伟大
不是不明白你的存心保护和用心良苦
你的自私我的配合竟是一种美德

你说这样不好那样不美统统不对
朋友聚会吃饭聊天统统不给
我像宠物也像花瓶摆在房间
我早已学会当你情人的妩媚嘿

这边不好那边不美到处危险
姐妹逛街和谁见面你都跟随
三百六十五天依偎在你身边
我早已学会苦中作乐这表演（是种表演）
（讽刺的是我还能保持着好表现）（为你表演）

Rap#
我对你掏心掏肺你难道还不明白咩？
我爱你那么深所以责你那么切
我为你做的一切要你能长大一些
这才是相爱的相处的完美表现
这是必经之路不要觉得痛苦
我们要走的还有好长的一段路
我不难应付别判断错误
请你看清楚摸清楚 what we gonna do

11:20 PM

what did i do so wrong that you had to leave me alone ... at 11:20 PM
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karen kong - biao yen

(rap)
Yeah, Ah Ha, ni wei shen me bu jie dian hua
Handphone gei wo kan yi xia
you qu na li le
you gen shui qu le
you hua shen me qian le
ni mai le shen me
wei shen me you chi dao le
hei wei shen me bu shuo hua

*bu shuo hua wo ye lan de zai shuo hua
wo gai shuo ma hui shang ren de hua
ting ni de hua yong you le ni shi qu tian xia
na zhi de ma ci xu zhe zhong wei da

bu shi bu ming bai ni de chun xin bao hu he yong xin liang ku
ni de zi si wo de pei he jing shi yi zhong mei de

#ni shuo
zhe yang bu hao na yang bu mei tong tong bu dui
peng you ju hui chi fan liao tian tong tong bu gei
wo xiang chong wu ye xiang hua ping bai zai fang jian
wo zao yi xue hui dang ni qing ren de wu mei

zhe bian bu hao na bian bu mei dao chu wei xian
jie mei guang jie he shui jian mian ni dou gen sui
san bai liu shi wu tian yi wei zai ni shen bian
wo zao yi xue hui ku zhong zuo le zhe biao yan
(feng ci de shi wo hai neng bao chi zhe hao biao xian)
(wei ni biao yan wei ni biao yan)

(repeat *#)

(rap)
wo dui ni tao xin tao fei
ni nan dao hai bu ming bai meh
wo ai ni na me shen
suo yi zhe ni na me qie
wo wei ni zuo de yi qie
yao ni neng zhang da yi xie
zhe cai shi xiang ai de xiang chu de wan mei biao xian

zhe shi bi jing zhi lu
bu yao jue de tong ku
wo men yao zou de hai you hen chang de yi duan lu
wo bu nan ying fu bie pan duan cuo wu
qing ni kan qing chu mo qing chu WHAT WE GONNA DO

(repeat #)

10:31 PM

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Friday, January 18, 2008Y

hurm

why do we couple up?? for sex? no.. i keep my cherry for my husband.. lols.. sth to just pass our time?? hmm maybe a lil bit of that too.

i couple cause i guess it's cause i want someone to call mine. and to be myself when im with him. no pretending o paisehness o anything liddat.

someone i can be with and still accept me for who i am without any regrets or doubts. the real me. without any masks or deceptions.

someone i'm comfortable enough to be with to show my true colors and knowing they will still love me for me.

or even love me for my mistakes or weaknesses. or wadever that ppl hate bout me

i'll have someone to bully. someone to love. someone to have.

u noe? like 3 in 1 drinks XD

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owh yea. or mebbe cause im a lonely bitch =)

1:08 AM

what did i do so wrong that you had to leave me alone ... at 1:08 AM
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Thursday, January 17, 2008Y

pics!!

omg so much pics hahaha hope ur REALLIE bored cause they're about the same shit.. haha

Sematan Beach. =)

crab's dead..

Gunung Gading

small mini waterfall XD

jess who?

small crab in it's lil hole. which Renn buried it in later. =/ tanah runtuh

the beach. duh

small bubbles.

uhm got this on the resort foyer.

natural pollutions? all woods.

small cute tiny sand balls made by those mini crabs XD

some plant. on some wood.

again

clear blue sky =D

the mother

the mother's friend.

the resort

sea view?

made by jellyfishies?

pictures does them no just.

seriously.

sandy. hard sand?

i so want a beach house XD

clear clean water XD

wow it reallie is clean. im surprised.

run along now

so serene. peaceful. calm

nice pattern

jess renn 10th jan 2008 XD

let the waves carry you. as you let your worries go.

and feel the weight of the world lighten.

coconuts lol

hard wet sand. XD

Hmm anyways today i went to Sri Aman and then to Engkilili with mom and her friends. Sri Aman for mom's spa business while Engkilili to meet relatives.

That's my Granny's Bro's Wife.

diggin potatoes for us.

and i cant believe she had stroke on 2006. and in one years time, she's working as hard as ever. i mean she's barefoot for gawd's sake!

oranges. unrip. =b

uhm fruit farm?

seriously alot of fruits and veges. potatoes, mang kuang, oranges, rambutans, durians, guava, and many many more XD

full of mosquitoes.

so thin and fragile ='(

that's my granny's bro. seeing them makes me appreciate the life i have.

even tho it may not be so great, but it's definately much better.

follow the path

their house

Granny's sis.

I just found out earlier on that granny's bro could not get out under the hot sun cause he migth get heat stroke and throw up blood.

and he is coughing and has back ache.

But, he, along with his wife, and his sis, was picking, cutting, and digging fruits and veges for us.

which brings tears to me eyes. Seeing them so old, working so hard, under the hot sun.

for wad?

and their sons and daughters only visit them once a year. which is during CNY.

12:55 AM

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