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Saturday, January 5, 2008Y
lalalala
yesterday was funnyy hehehe
mummy was sshhooo funny but i forgotten wad she said..wahahaha
we went to one of her customer's house... to help clean the filter for the cosway hexagon water filter thingy..
Her customer is her friend la.. n quite old.. around 60+ and she's the typical rich tai tai. She still stays with her husband in a huge house.. with a maid only. She wears those exp dinner attires like gowns o dresses and stuff as her every day attire. and she shall have make up 24/7. and yeah did i mention the maid was DAMN talkative.
We call my mom's customer Aunty Mable. and Aunty Mable. The first thing she said to us was.
"Do you think her (maid) mouth can ever stop.. like just shut up?? do work dunno how to do. talking back, number 1!"
The maid likes to argue or talk back. Damn stupid wei when i see them quarreling. The maid accidentally screwed the filter lid TOO tight and it could not open. So they called my mom to help.
Aunty Mable : I have no idea where she got those gu lak (bull's power) hands from. Can screw so tight. Now ler. dunno where the gu lak gone too. Must be through the mouth.
my mom tried and tried and it could not open, so she had to take the whole cylinder out and asked the maid to try open again.
The maid tried and tried and kept on talking while trying saying "Aduh kenot!! or like so tight la!!" till Aunty Mable got pissed and asked her to shut up aka " Eh tutup mulut.. tutup mulut kamu *while tryin to cover maid's mouth* tutup!! "
She then got hold of one end of the cylinder, held on to it so dear tightly, and asked her maid to open the cylinder.. "just push to the right," she said to her maid..
Her maid, pushed and once again complained and said "kenot la!! too tight edi!!"
Then u imagine this damn poised rich 60+ year old granny, with make up and hair all in tact, in her pretty dinner dress, lifted up her hands in frustration, her eyes wide open n turned to us, and for the first time of the nearly 10 o mebbe more years i've known her, she said " lu kua la lu kua la.. ee chui.. cibai chui.. CIBAI CHUI ah!(cibai mouth) cannot stop talkin!
Mummy and I : shit we couldnt help it. It was SO funny!! haha u guys shud have been there!
shit we couldnt help it. It was SO funny!! haha u guys shud have been there!